Ahhh yes finally "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" is finally back on the air. Tonight was the opening night of the new season for the quirky family and they did not disappoint. The show opens with the family just enjoying each other's company before Khloe heads back to Dallas....except Bruce. Bruce is upstairs sleeping and has no interest in communicating with the family. However, he feels unappreciated and does an experiment. He stays over at Khloe & Lamar's home and sees how the family reacts. However when two days pass and no one calls to check on him, Bruce heads home--pissed. Kris doesn't even realize that Bruce has been MIA for two days and doesn't take his feelings seriously. It almost sounds like Bruce gives Kris an ultimatum when he says things need to change or he's leaving. Perhaps divorce in the future? Wouldn't be a shocker to me. Bruce, Kris, Kylie, and Kendall all go out for ice cream (without cellphones) to catch up on each other's lives. Parents of the Year, Bruce and Kris come to find out Kylie is having trouble with science. Apparently Kylie and Kendall are old enough to leech off the success of their older sisters and they now have a career of their own. The difference between them and the older Kardashians? They are children! Children who should be getting an education first. It's just so sad to see that Bruce and Kris aren't that actively involved in their kids' academics to know when they need help or improvement.
Kris has written a memoir, called "Kris Jenner...and All Things Kardashian, about her life and it isn't ashamed to talk about her marital affairs. Or is she? Past ex-wives of the late Robert Kardashian claim that Kris Jenner cheated during her marriage at the time Khloe was conceived. Kris admittedly debunks these rumors but she still pushes Khloe into taking a DNA test. Kris says it's really for Khloe benefits. Girl stop. Kris you just wants America to believe you aren't as big as a whore as you made yourself in the memoir. Khloe doesn't want to take the test because she knows her two fathers and nothing is going to change that. But I think Khloe is scared that the rumors might true. I mean can you imagine growing up with a man that could possibly not be your father? However in the end, according to Kris Jenner and the Today Show Khloe eventually takes the paternity test. And the results are (drum roll please), Robert Kardashian you ARE(were?) the father! I guess me and Kourtney were on Team Khloe for nothing. *shrugs*
The next big thing in this episode was the hostile environment between Kourtney and Kim. Now I'm true fanatic of the Kardashians. I watched "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" since the first season, including their spin-offs when they take over the world one city at a time. But the argument who does the most work never seems to get old. Kourtney feels like she does most of the work when it comes to Dash and it's true. Khloe is busy being a wife (respect) to Dallas player Lamar Odom. Kim is busy recooperating from a failed marriage with her new beau Kanye West. Can you really be mad at Khloe for wanting her marriage to work? I don't think so and Kourtney isn't either. She's mad at Kim for not making time for their business and Kim is tired of running on Kourtney's schedule. Kourtney may be a control freak, but someone has to when the rental lease for Y'ALL clothing store is up in a month but she seems to be the only really concerned. Kourtney decides to include Kim for shopping for new leases (after all her bitching) and what's do you know? Kim hates every place Kourtney has looked. However when Khloe flies into town to see the place, Kim all of the sudden loves it. Kourtney makes a little dig at Kim when Kris's tells her to invite Kim next time when it is business about Dash. Kourtney says she will because "I know [Kim] needs it". It is no surprise about Kim's short lived marriage with Kris Humpheries, but it seems likes big sister Kourtney takes a personal dig at Kim's latest disappoint for keeping a man. Kourtney wouldn't be wrong in saying that either.
Throughout the drama, I think the most important factor is not who's Kris's baby daddy or where Kourtney can tell Kim to shove it. The highlight of this show is that Mason the cute, adorable, and purest member of the Kardashian cult will have a little sister to play with. Kourtney announced to the family the she and Scott will be having a baby girl! As long as we keep video equipment away or maybe Kim altogether, I think the little girl will turn out just fine.
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